Pretty sure this person is my new best friend.
(Source: anditlingers)
December 14th, 2012
November 20th, 2012
(Source: theunknowntale)
The difference between a Bestie and a Man Friend
Me: My period is two weeks early, damnit.
Bestie: At least it’s not two weeks late.
Me: Truth.
VS.
Me: My period is two weeks early, damnit.
Man Friend: Fuck, are you pregnant?
Me: If I’m on my period, I’m thinking that’s a pretty good indication that no, I’m not pregnant.
Man Friend: Are you sure?
Me: Are you kidding?
Man Friend: Hey, I’m a guy- any time there’s something off with your lady parts, we’re going to assume ‘pregnant’.
Me: Good to know. Also, you’re an idiot.
November 15th, 2012
October 19th, 2012
(Source: barneystinson, via whatifweddings)
This made me laugh so hard at work.
(Source: theotheralice)
October 12th, 2012
That’s how my president rolls.
(Source: sadgirlslivininamadworld)
October 3rd, 2012
October 2nd, 2012
I know not of what you speak.
*ahem*
October 1st, 2012
This is pretty cute
If these were real, I would read my children nothing else.
(Source: mymodernmet.com)
