May 2013
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My best friend sent me this link. →
The caption:
“You and Man Friend need these.”
Yes, we do, Pretty Wicked; yes, we do.
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March 2013
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Next time we go, we're trying this →
February 2013
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January 2013
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Tales from the Front Desk, Installment #11813
Guest: “Does it rain a lot here?”
Coworker: “……….seriously?”
December 2012
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Man-friend's parents just sent me a 5-part text...
Crying at work- check. :) I continue to be amazed that I somehow got so lucky.
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....and now Pinterest is down.
I have five checkouts and nothing else to do.
I might die.
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Happiest of happy holidays to you, Tumblrs!
I am spending my Christmas morning at work, since my company hates Christmas (or because it’s not like you can close a hotel even for a few hours :P).
If you celebrate, I wish you the merriest of Christmases, and if you don’t, I with you a joyous and happy day. And because it’s Christmas, he’s a picture of Tom Hanks hugging Woody.
May you be as loved today as all of...
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....apparently Iron Man couldn't save me from my...
For the record- getting suddenly and violently sick at work SUCKS BALLS. Goddamnit. Stomach, what are you trying to do to me?!?
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There is a little kid in Iron Man pjs (complete...
Cuteness level = critical.
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I am absolutely heartbroken over the tragedy that...
I am angry and sick to my stomach and sad, and I can’t even begin to imagine the horror and grief being experience in such a close-knit community. My thoughts are with the families and friends of the victims, and my prayers are with the 26 souls who lost their lives. Words fail.
While any loss is tragic, the fact that the majority of victims in this instance were so very, very young makes...
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Guess who potentially fractured her toe last...
I sometimes astound myself at how clumsy I can be. Goddamnit.
November 2012
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Have been training for my first 5K. To date, I've...
Who knew that you could lose weight by eating smarter and exercising regularly? :P
The run is in a week and a half. Wish me luck!!
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Further proof men are dumb (I mean, really?)
Man Friend: You’re sure you’re not pregnant?
Me: Oh, for the love of- yes, I’m sure.
Man Friend: Can’t you take a test so I can be sure?
Me: Yes, I will take a test to prove you wrong.
Man Friend: What makes you so sure I’m wrong?
Me: We went over the whole ‘I’m on my period’ thing, right?
Man Friend: That doesn’t mean anything!
Me: Did...
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The difference between a Bestie and a Man Friend
Me: My period is two weeks early, damnit.
Bestie: At least it’s not two weeks late.
Me: Truth.
VS.
Me: My period is two weeks early, damnit.
Man Friend: Fuck, are you pregnant?
Me: If I’m on my period, I’m thinking that’s a pretty good indication that no, I’m not pregnant.
Man Friend: Are you sure?
Me: Are you kidding?
Man Friend: Hey, I’m a guy- any...
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Tales from the Front Desk, Installment #1120
Me: “Guest services.”
Texan guest:”Hey y’all, is there anywhere around here to get normal food? All we see is Chinese and other not normal food, and we just want good American food. Do y’all know where we can get normal food?”
Me: “…there’s several restaurants in the area I think might be more of what you’re looking for, sir.”
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That kind of day where every guest is angry, every...
I quit. Time to go back to bed…
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